It’s a good thing I’m an avatar. I like being more or less (as far as I know) indestructible. Barring an act of Linden Labs or inventory loss, I’m tougher than Wile E. Coyote. I’ve taken more damage, mangling, folding, and spindling than should possibly be even contemplated. I can fall from stratospheric heights, and land with just a little boink. I can hold my breath indefinitely. I’ve gone weeks without eating food. I can even go on really long trips without needing to go potty.
With the new-ish movie Vint saw, Sicko, I thought more seriously about the ills of real life people. While it’s an interesting movie, it’s of course from an interesting person. Whatever the case, I certainly am glad I am not going to get ill. After I read this shocking report on how the world death rate for real life people is holding steady at 100%. This terrifying fact holds that billions upon billions of dollars spent each year have had not an iota of effect on the death rate.
From the article:
“I was really hoping, what with all those new radiology treatments, rescue helicopters, aerobics TV shows and what have you, that we might at least make a dent in it this year,” WHO Director General Dr. Gernst Bladt said. “Unfortunately, it would appear that the death rate remains constant and total, as it has inviolably since the dawn of time.”
Many are suggesting that the high mortality rate represents a massive failure on the part of the planet’s health care workers.
I personally am glad to see the politicians getting involved in solving this really serious issue. You know that when things get tough and serious, you can depend on a politician to make a speech.
“Everybody talks about death,” Sen. Pete Domenici (R-NM) said, “but nobody seems to actually be doing anything about it. I propose we stop molly-coddling death, not to mention the multi-billion-dollar hospital, mortuary, funeral and burial industries that reap huge profits from it.”
Under Domenici’s new bill, all federal funds will be withheld from the medical industry until it “gets serious and starts cracking down on death.”
I certainly am glad the only thing I have to fear is derezzing. Maybe we need to hold a fund raising campaign and a focus group to raise awareness of this issue….
-Veyron