I know, I just love Google.  I can’t really get enough of it.  I’m not sure exactly what it is.  Maybe because they are not the evil empire….  So, I love their stuff.  Anyway, I heard of some great new products they are working on in their labs.  Some of them I’m really excited to see coming up.   The first big one is the long rumored GDrive.  Google is going to all you to store all your stuff online.  Now, this should be pretty cool, because gawd knows, I have a lot of stuff.

But what really got me going was the new rumored social network for lapdancers called GString.  I don’t know how well it will compete with Facebook and MySpace, but I know Zoe and I will be signing up.  Oh and I’m sure Tiessa will too, just on general principles.

They have also announced they are working on a broadband service that is faster than the speed of sound. The GWhiz is coming very very soon.  I’m not sure how it’s going to work with the Google TiSP or Toilet Internet Service Provider though.

Another Google shot from the Googleplex was just announced is a new mobile service called G.e.ni.us which turns dumb kids into Harvard geniuses - by giving them answers to every single question possible, via mobile phone texts.  Hmm….  Yes, but can’t they speak textish to like grad speak?  I’m not sure if the Google Gulp project is related to this or not.

Lastly, Google has just announced the opening of a new research wing derived from the Google Romance project at their HQ called the GSpot. So far only females have joined up, as all of the male employees have failed to find the signs for the GSpot….

-Veyron