Mistress Liberty

by Veyron — published on July 8th, 2008

Seems that Uncle Sam is getting into the BDSM line of business.  I thought it was reserved for the airlines, but clearly they feel that the TSA’s security checkpoints are not enough torture.  Now, what I want to know is if I can have my government issued shock collar custom fitted for me or do I have to wear one off the rack?  I mean I need it to be a little fashionable.  I so do hate it when it doesn’t match my outfit.

-Veyron

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  1. Tiessa Montgolfier says:
    July 8th, 2008 at 10:48 am

    OMG!

    I’m certain this will never go through though - imagine the law suits. Imagine the accidental deaths from faulty bracelets. Imagine the people with pace makers. Too many problems with this - and the government investigates *everything* so stating that they are investigating this doesn’t mean anything. Heck they have small investigations going on anti-gravity and other useless things.

    But it is shocking (pun intended) that anyone would ever think this is a good idea. Well, outside of Stalin…

  2. Peter Stindberg says:
    July 8th, 2008 at 1:37 pm

    Can I have one of these as cock-ring? ;-)

  3. Veyron says:
    July 8th, 2008 at 2:22 pm

    Peter just wants a stewardess to give him a special fitting… ;) You know that only comes with a first class ticket.

  4. Peter Stindberg says:
    July 8th, 2008 at 2:25 pm

    As long as it comes with a functionality test ;-)

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