Mmmm…. I wonder if this is distracting. At least there’s no audio.

-Veyron

Yes, it’s true….  For a very limited time, you can win Veyron at auction.  mmmm, no, and it’s not just a picture this time.  Veyron is going to be up on the auction block for umm a charity auction in the City of Lost Angels this Friday night at 5pm SLT.  It’s part of She Juniper’s Zodiac Lounge Slave auction. 

So, what do you have to do to bid on Veyron?  Well, the you probably should know a bit about the City of Lost Angels and role playing.  Pickup a CCS hud in the Lost Angel’s sim and read a bit more about it on the web site.  Then when the time comes, head down to the auction block and bid to win!  Half of the proceeds go to support the City operations.  Then the lucky winner gets to – ahem – play with Veyron for 24 hours of role playing.  And Veyron will just have to play along with the winner.

Lucky for the winner, I’m going to be confined to a hotel room ALL weekend and probably bored with nothing else to do….   Oh, and you don’t have to take your 24 hours right away, but this weekend would be an opportune time.

Play can be in the CoLA sim or the South Gate sim.  Veyron and Tiessa have some land in the South Gate sim.

I wonder who’s going to bid….

-Veyron

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Could it be that World of Warcraft players are more perverted than the center of all known virtual sin, Second Life?  I mean clearly, as far as I know, there’s no sexgens, no xcite, and certainly no deviant devpose gear in WoW.  But maybe we’re missing out here.  I mean, in this global virtual arms race of perversity that we find ourselves engaged in, this paladin from WoW seems to have found a winning system.

I’ve noticed a lot of complaints about paladins lately, with regard to their low dps and limited combat options. But what players are forgetting is the main reason Blizzard programmed paladins. Paladins were not designed to be hybrid tanks/healers, as many claim. Instead, paladins were designed to be played while downloading pornography.

Paladins have roughly zero amount of combat interaction, thus making them the perfect character to play while downloading massive amounts of hardcore pornography. Simply target a monster, hit “1″, and minimize your window. Then sit back and enjoy amazing girl on girl action.

Because a paladin takes about one full minute to kill a monster, you can leisurely browse the erotic and pornographic fruits of the internet, without much concern over your paladin’s welfare. After a minute, I go back to WoW, and usually my paladin is still alive and ready to loot the corpse. This is what makes grinding so pleasurable and convenient for me; the ability to simultaneously watch girls have sex with each other and level up at the same time. I doubt any other class has such an elegantly designed system, and I applaud Blizzard for their foresight in crafting a character that I can play with while playing with myself.

DPS? Who needs it? The quicker I kill something, the less time I have to watch my boobies. Combat interactivity? Overrated. Id much rather interact with the girls writhing on my computer screen. Yes, a paladin was created for the sole purpose of surviving a fight while you stream hot porn directly to your computer. That is why we have the high armor class, the healing ability, and the low, low, DPS.

As for PVP, nothing is better than getting into battlegrounds and soaking up the honor points while I watch girls take their clothes off for money. Only the minimum of interaction is necessary for a paladin to perform, and it is this very quality that I love most about my paladin. I doubt rogues get any time to watch porn while trying to vanish and rack up combo points, and I bet shamans havent seen a single naked breast while figuring out what totem to throw down before choosing which shock they are going to cast next.

In addition to grinding, we have several defensive options during combat that also allow us flexibility to download porn. Hammer of Justice allows us a quick 6 second glimpse at naked women while our opponent is stunned, and Divine Shield allows a leisurely 12 seconds of quality right-hand time. Indeed, paladins have cornered the market on the pornography during playtime of World of Warcraft gameplay.

It saddens me that many paladins do not take advantage of the main functionality of their character, and are in fact lobbying for increased DPS or more combat options, unnecessary frivolities that would only harm our pornography downloading efficiency. Instead, we should thank the fine programmers at Blizzard for crafting a character that is great to grind with while grinding your loins.

- level 59 paladin named Genkaku

What does this all mean?  We need to take our perversity up a notch or two.  Clearly the gauntlet has been thrown down here and the residents of Second Life need to rise (ahem) to the occasion.  I know SL residents have never shirked from their new ability to find and create new and innovative kinky devices, poses, and playthings.  So, let’s step up here.

-Veyron

A prominent news source has an article about a study on casual sex.  According to a study in the International Journal of Sexual Health, it found that casual sex is only rewarding for the first few decades, but after then there could be a quarter lifetime of regret.  An excerpt from the article stated:

“There’s a troubling number of adults who spend their prime sexual years in complete coital abandon, then have nothing to show for it but dozens upon dozens of highly detailed erotic memories,” Sullivan said. “They must be so empty inside, one would think.”

Other common, albeit latent, secondary effects noted in the study include mild disappointment and mid-afternoon crankiness, as well as a lingering need for additional casual sex. Researchers could not conclusively establish a link between anonymous, passionate trysts in nightclub bathrooms and these results, however, as a large portion of the polling group was found to be asymptomatic.

I have to wonder if Second Life SLex could be a major contributor to long term future regret of these sexual trysts among the nerdier set.  After all, some SLex probably exceeds some of these swingers mosts wildest dreams by far.  Take for example the wild levels of unadulterated free spirited debauchery that occurs on the grid would definitely blow the minds out of any uninitiated swinger.  If this example from the article is the subjects idea of wild sex, the Second Life grid would truly make him go sign up for a premium account and probably buy his own island.

 ”When I think back on the countless times I’ve had raw, almost bestial sex, indoors or outdoors, with one, sometimes two Asian women whose parents I’ll never have to meet, I occasionally get a little down,” Pertzborn said. “God, what if I wasted my life having guilt-free, uninhibited, sensually explosive sex with anyone I wanted?”

I am really concerned about the studies conclusion about the long term consequences of raw casual sex (or slex for us SL’ers).  The mild regret and possible little pangs of guilt that might come along.  This could be really devastating to the psyche.  It alone might be a prime reason to avoid all forms of SLex on the net and it explains now why anyone who criticizes SLex as stupid or  just plain dangerous now makes complete sense.  After all, why take the clearly obvious risks of mind blowing uninhibited explosive SLex with the risks found in this study.  Dalien Talbot was right, it probably requires many days of intensive one-on-one discussion.

Lastly, this piece from the article only confirms the dangers of promiscuity….

 ”Tragically, it’s quite possible that many of these singles may never realize how miserable a lifetime of phenomenal, kinky sex can make them,” said Sullivan, adding that recent evidence suggests such a healthy, rational realization could be further hindered by the experience of spontaneous oral sex behind the bushes at poolside cocktail parties.

Perhaps what we need to do as a dedicated group of bloggers is form our own long term group to  study these effects.  To verify if they are true or not.

You can read the entire article here.

-Veyron

I find myself getting more and more kinky since the Dark Eden party in my clothing choices. I had a fun time dancing with Zoe, but there was no way the two of us could keep up with Etain…. This is an interesting phenomenon. We’ll have to see how long it lasts. I blame it all on Tiessa….. Eloria took a picture of me in the latest black incarnation. The lacetex is from Kayliwulf Kingdom, the boots are from Dark Eden (of course), the hair is from Calico, the collar (which has a working digital clock) is from Bitter Thorns, and the cuffs are from Lulu’s.

What’s worse is the pink version of this…. dinee caught me last night in it….

-Veyron