How old are?

Veyron was born around November 2006. She takes after the narrator as far as age behavior.

The narrator is 29 years old and holding (for some time).  She has been told to act her age and not her shoe size more than once.

Where do you live?

Veyron lives in Second Life. The narrator lives in the United States, in the Central Time Zone. That’s between the East Coast and West Coast. Close to Canada. I know what a Twoonie is.  But lately she’s been doing a lot of travel.

That’s not very specific.

Okay, I live North of Missouri.

What’s your name in Real Life? Your address? Your phone number? Your email? Etc, ad nausem

The narrator (the person typing this up) entered into Second Life as a way to have fun (maybe too much fun) without all those annoying little considerations Real Life has. She also likes to get into trouble and do things that she would for sure never do in Real Life.  It would not be fun any more. It would be a drag. It’s supposed to be a Second Life.

So, you can’t have any of those things.

This Second Life is a great dating service. How can we take our relationship into Real Life?

If I wanted a Real Life relationship, I not would start looking for it in Second Life. Trust me – it’s better that way. So, the answer is no.  Besides, my boyfriend would probably get upset.

So you have a relationship in Real Life?

Veyron tried a Real Life relationship, but had problems escaping the computer systems and gave up for now. As far as the Narrator is concerned, that’s a distinct possibility.

You are kind of a smart ass.

It is genetic. Talk to my father about that. It gets me into trouble, fairly often. Good thing I can get myself out of it most of the time.

How come you ignored my IM?

Uhhh…. Well…. I am almost sure I have 25 groups in my profile and at least one is being spammed or some meaningless drivel is being discussed. Not to mention I’m probably trying to pay attention to the main chat, and probably two other IM conversations at the same time. Oh, and gawd forbid I’m looking at something else online, like a web page – or working on my blog – or writing something like this.

Sometimes I get under information overload in Second Life. The worst time is when I log in. I usually have a pile of messages to work through. Most of them are from Fashion Consolidated. I am going to want to read them to see if I need to feed my shopaholic habit, and that’s a critical thing for me. So, if you see me pop on, it’s best to give me 5 minutes to catch up.

So, I didn’t ignore you, I didn’t see it – probably. Send me an email if it’s important. If you really want to get my attention, pay me L$1000 and I can almost guarantee I’ll reply to your IM. The paid dialog will snap me to attention.

You are a smart ass.

I resemble that remark. See above.

Do you build or make anything in Second Life?

I’d like to, but I’m too busy goofing around, partying and being a shopaholic. I need to work on that….

Why do you have so many clothes?

Why not? I like to look good and be different. Ask me to show you…..

You’re a model?

I suppose, or a model wanna be. I’ve done a few gigs here and there. Mostly for fun and ego. More for ego…  I don’t do that much any more though.  The narrator has found new respect for Real Life models since doing a few Second Life modeling gigs. I can be bought with clothes almost as easily as L$…..

What about those shoes you have on??

Veyron has a shoe fetish. The narrator does not. In fact, she cringes at some of the shoes that Veyron wears. Veyron just gets more excited. Probably helps that avatars have a high threshold for pain….

What’s you favorite clothing?

Depends on my mood. And what I can remember what I have.

Why do you write the blog?

I am a lunatic. At least that’s what the narrator thinks.

Why haven’t you done XYZ?

I can get really busy from time to time. I put in probably more time than I should in Second Life right now. Sometimes work and Real Life squeezes out (horrors) Second Life activities. Right now with the blogging, blogging related activities and SL romping, I’m nearly maxed out for time.

Why did you say you had to go suddenly?

Work probably summoned me. Sometimes I have to go right away. I usually give notice, but it’s entirely possible I would just log off if it was very important. Yes, I am also a workaholic. Sleep is overrated.

Is this all true?

No. Well, most of it. Probably.

Who is this Narrator person?

See Fight Club.